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Hey, Mike, have we marked this down yet?

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Yeah, man, how come we haven't sold
this? This thing is nice.

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I mean, I like the way it feels. It fits
me nice, no?

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What do you think there, young lady? How
does it look?

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You were going to try. Well, here you
go, man.

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If you'd like, you know.

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Look at that.

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Like a princess.

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Mark it down if we need, man.

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Hello.

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Hey, how we doing today?

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Set it down.

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We got one up there.

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Oh, there's an animal in there. Yes,
there is.

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Okay.

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It's alive.

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All right. I don't want to touch it yet
just in case I drop it. Bring it this

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way, please.

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You can set it right up here so that we
don't scuff the glass.

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There you go. Careful now. Careful now.

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All right.

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Y 'all aware that this isn't a pet shop,
right, ma 'am?

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Yeah, I've gone to pet stores already,
and they say that they don't want any

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lizards. That if it's not from them, and
I haven't bought it from them, that

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they have no return.

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So, yeah.

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Right, because they're a sell -only
store. That's what you're getting at,

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Yeah. Well, now, I'm a buy -in seller,
but not of live animals. I mean,

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brought in puppies here before, too. I
don't know what's going on with you

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ladies. Is there any way I could do
something?

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Well, why don't you want it? He looks, I
mean, is he alive?

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Yeah. Can I take this lid off here?
Yeah.

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Hi there, buddy.

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Oh, he is alive. Oh, he moved.

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Yeah, he's alive.

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Is he venomous? No, he's not.

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He's one of them horny toads, right?
He's a bearded dragon, yeah.

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He's still a baby.

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So he's a, he's a what now? A Komodo
dragon?

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No, he's a bearded dragon. Whoa, look at
him. Oh, he closed his eyes.

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Or did he just die?

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No, I think he's pretty much alive right
now.

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I don't know. He's taking a nap. Taking
a lizard nap. It's the lizard lounge.

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Well, kind of.

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Why are you trying to get rid of him?
Because he's so boring?

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No, I had bought in it for my boyfriend.

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Well, ex -boyfriend now. He's being kind
of a douche.

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And I just want to get rid of it. I
don't want him to have it anymore.

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So,

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Your boyfriend's being... An asshole.

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Let's wash the language in here. I got
customers.

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Sorry. Your boyfriend's being not up to
standards, so you want to get rid of his

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pet?

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Yep.

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Okay, well, yeah, I can't... I'm not
allowed to take stolen goods, ma 'am.

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It's not stolen. I bought it. I bought
it, and I don't want him to have it to

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turn out together. Why is he going to
have something that I bought for him to

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use with another girl?

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Another girl? Well, you just said he's
your boyfriend, and then you said you're

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not together.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I caught him cheating on me,
unfortunately. He cheated on you?

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Yeah.

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Well, how does she look?

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I don't know. I don't care.

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Can we get back to business here? I
really don't want to talk about him

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now. I'm kind of mad at him.

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Ah, shit.

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I'm mad at him, too. How does a guy
cheat on you?

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Things happen.

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What can I say? He's gone a little. Was
he eating the lizard food or something?

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He must not be thinking right.

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Probably.

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Wow. All right.

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I mean, I do got other aquariums and
fish tanks here and there, but those

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brought to me empty.

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Well, this is better. It has something
in it, so you could probably sell it a

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little bit more than the empty ones that
you have there.

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Or like $10 more?

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No, he cost me like almost $100.

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Yeah, but he's used.

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It doesn't matter.

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He's alive.

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I don't want a used lizard.

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You know what I mean?

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Well, you're a pawn shop.

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You have used things. I know, so that
lowers the value. So that's what I'm

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saying. I can offer you... I mean, it's
a pretty cheap tank here. Your standard

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aquarium.

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Ain't got much going on there. You got
no heating pads, no light bulbs with it.

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No, I left that out of the house. Well,
that would have fetched more money.

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So here's what I'm thinking, all right?

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Boyfriend cheated on you.

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He's a...

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What word? I don't like cursing too
much.

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You said he's being mean, so you want to
get rid of his pets.

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Why don't you just leave it here and
walk out then if you want to be mean?

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Because I wasted money on it, and I
don't want him to have something that I

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bought with my money. If he wants one,
he should buy one with his money or tell

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his little girlfriend to buy one for
him.

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Simple. That sounds cold.

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You're not cold, are you? You look like
you're a warm -hearted woman.

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you can be can't you yeah i can see it
in your eyes come on now um is there

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any way you could do something for me
like 60 80 something come on well

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you're going in the right direction well
you went in the wrong direction but

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started at 60 so i'm thinking maybe we
can go uh 25 bucks for the whole setup

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but um but maybe i can help you out in
other ways like i need cash right now

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Why, was your boyfriend paying all the
bills?

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I'm interested, but not necessarily in
the lizard.

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I'm interested in almost like, how do
you say, picking up where your boyfriend

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left off.

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No,

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not at all, man. You're taking that the
wrong way. I want to help you out here.

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That's what I'm saying. I'm extending
you an offer where I can help you out.

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I mean, you can get back at your
boyfriend.

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Okay, I don't want to talk about it.

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And you can make some extra money.

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No. You don't want extra money?

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Well, you might be scared.

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What's his name? Paco.

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Paco. What's up, Paco?

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Hey there, Paco.

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Wake up, man.

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Your mom wants to get rid of you.

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You're going to be adopted.

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All right, so I'm going to send you off
for one more time.

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Two -fold win on your part.

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Come to my office, make some extra cash,
and leave here happier that, you know,

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maybe you got a little revenge on your
boyfriend.

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What does that mean? What are you trying
to say? I don't even know who you are.

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I just came here and you're offering
me... Yeah, I'm like a guardian angel

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down to help you. Oh, yeah.

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I'm like a charity guy, charity giver.

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And what are you going to share off to
me?

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You know, we'll talk about some stuff.

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But like I said... I don't even know
you. What the hell?

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Well, I mean, do you want money or not?
Or you just take your lizard and go?

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Yeah, I do.

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Well, you're right.

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I don't know you. You don't know me. But
my name's Sean.

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Mine is Jessie.

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How do you say that? Jessie.

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Jessie. That's a beautiful name for a
beautiful lady.

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I'll tell you, your boyfriend, he must
be a little bit insane to go cheating on

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you. But I'm the owner of the pawn shop
here. So now you know a little bit more

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about me. I know a little bit about you.

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Well, yeah, I mean.

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Just head to my office.

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We'll do some more negotiation on your
lizard, and we can go from there.

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We'll talk things out.

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Okay. What was your name again? My name
was Sean. Okay.

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Jesse. Uh -huh.

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I like it.

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Oh, look, he's jumping now.

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He's going by me.

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Are these things dangerous? Did they
kill anybody ever? No. Oh, he's moving

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around. Look at that.

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Hey, he's kind of cool. I think he does
like me. Hey, you may have a new papa

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here, Paco.

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switch right there yeah and close that
door oh god damn

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peko took a poopo oh shit man that's
nasty well you

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don't take a poopo i'm not mid -walk he
popped up there on those little logs

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there too does mama okay does mama get
up on the wood too yeah have a

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seat right there for me

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What kind of deal do you want to work
out here? You want me to help you out,

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right? Mm -hmm.

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All right. Well, a few ways we can go
about this.

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Pretty much, there's one way we can go
about this.

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You follow me? I just went from a few to
one.

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Mm -hmm.

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What's the deal?

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All right. Well, I can give you $38 for
this here Paco.

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$38?

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What is that?

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Yeah, I'll give you maybe $25 for the
tank.

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And $12 for the used lizard.

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And that's it?

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I think that's a pretty good offer. He
did just take a shit, so... I don't want

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to have to clean that and all that.

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I'll clean it for you.

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Alright, I appreciate that.

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So you can walk out of here with $38.

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Or I can give you $300.

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How'd you jump from $38 to $300?

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I'll give you the rest of the money for
you.

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I'm trying to say you want to fuck in
order to give me $300.

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You picked up quick right there.

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That's good.

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I really don't want to. I just had a
situation with my boyfriend and now

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coming here trying to act like Mr. Hero.

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Yeah, that's right. You can call me the
captain. The captain. That's right. The

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captain of what?

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The SS Save -A -Hole.

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The Captain SS Save -A -Hole. Yeah, I'm
here to rescue you.

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Really? Fuck you. Okay, go save your
fucking mother.

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Probably needs a lot of saving. I'm
fucking leaving. You can stay with that

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fucking shit.

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I can keep him.

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Yep, keep him. Jack your fucking dick
off.

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Man, Paco, your mom is rude.

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Looks like you took two shits.

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Hey, don't go.

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Come on, now don't actually go.

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Hey, Jesse, come on.

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Where'd you go?

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Come here, come on. No, come on. I
didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. Come

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come on, come on. Come on.

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Look, Panko, Panko, he's wondering where
you went.

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Come on now.

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I'm a nice guy.

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You're a fucking nice asshole. What the
fuck you are? You're a fucking idiot.

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Now that's just rude. Now you make me
want to let you go. I was going to bump

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price up.

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Well, how do you think you're going to
feel?

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If you were to be a woman and a guy
tells you, let's save a home, what the

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is that?

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You could have came up with a nicer
line, like really.

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If I needed rescuing, maybe you would.
No.

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Come on back in. Come on back in.

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Take your coat off. Get comfortable.

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Take your seat back. What do you mean,
Jesus?

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I don't need anybody.

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I already fired him. He came in to work
late all the time.

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And it's hot in here.

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Well, you can take more clothes off. No,
I'm okay.

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All right, I saw I offended you. I
apologize.

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I'll come up $10 more.

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What, is that going to buy me a happy
meal with a little toy? You can get two

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those, I think, for $10.

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No. I'm kidding. I'm messing with you.

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I'll come up $50.

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That's a lot of money. That's almost as
much as you wanted just for... So I'm

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giving you a full $300 for you now.

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Not $268.

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And I'll pay $50 for Paco.

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I mean, just think here. Your boyfriend
cheated on you.

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Now you can get with, you know, a very
stoic and handsome southern... Oh, whoa.

238
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:12,970
Whatever. Call me what you want.

239
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,030
Okay. And you can get back at him that
way.

240
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,640
I can help you get over him. Call me the
rebounder or whatever.

241
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:25,660
I don't know. I just kind of feel kind
of bad.

242
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,720
But I did catch him in my fucking bed
with some other fucking bitch.

243
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,360
I doubt she looked as good as you.

244
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,760
Yeah, you're just saying that.

245
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,180
No, come on now. You're very attractive.

246
00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:41,440
Yeah, that's what he said until he
fucked another bitch in my bed.

247
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:44,100
Well, now I'm trying to get with you, so
come on.

248
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:46,780
I don't know.

249
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,920
Don't feel bad. Look, you're getting sad
now. Be happy.

250
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:54,800
Alright, you probably have your freaking
gringo. You probably have a BB.

251
00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:58,000
A who what now? A BB. Baby dick.

252
00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,360
A baby dick?

253
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,580
Yes, sir.

254
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,040
Alright, now, what if I don't?

255
00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:05,180
I don't know.

256
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,500
I don't know what might happen.

257
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:11,820
You want to make a bet? How about that?
If I got a baby dick, you walk out of

258
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:14,260
here, and I give you 50 bucks for Paco.

259
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,000
If I don't have a baby dick...

260
00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,070
You suck my dick.

261
00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:23,630
Only suck it and that's it. Oh, no, no,
no, ma 'am. Come on. That's a figure of

262
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:24,630
speech here.

263
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,130
Just a tip.

264
00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:28,730
Well, it's probably going to be small.

265
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:30,270
All right. Well, I'll make you a deal.

266
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:34,910
If I got a BD, you said?

267
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,250
Mm -hmm.

268
00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:39,190
You walk out of here, I'll give you 50
bucks for your bearded dragon.

269
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:44,170
All right? If I don't, then you suck my
dick.

270
00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:49,070
And I'm filming it so that you can send
it to him later. So we got a deal?

271
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:52,990
I guess, yes.

272
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:56,870
And you can trade in your bearded dragon
for my white anaconda.

273
00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:58,430
Yeah, right.

274
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,590
Oh, my God.

275
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:12,450
Wow. Yeah, that's quite a big dick
there. Not a baby dick.

276
00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:13,670
Was I lying?

277
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,400
No, sir.

278
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:19,020
All right, well, we had a deal.

279
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,660
Something like that? Just like that?

280
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880
Yeah, that's all right.

281
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:25,900
Get over here.

282
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,920
I'm going to record it.

283
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,320
All right, well, come on.

284
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,880
Let's get this show on the road.

285
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,180
Fuck, I hate losing a fucking bet.

286
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,460
Look at that. It's like a lizard bombing
for you.

287
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:53,640
Oh, man. Get lower, though.

288
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,740
Talk to the camera, too. Make your
boyfriend pissed.

289
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,800
Fuck you.

290
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,500
Go ahead and get more lower.

291
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:11,460
Oh, yeah.

292
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,120
What was your boyfriend's name?

293
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,120
Why do you want to know?

294
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,120
I mean, is my dick bigger than his?

295
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,880
Yeah.

296
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,080
So then he's got a BD.

297
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:49,970
Oh, yeah.

298
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:52,790
That's good.

299
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:57,010
Oh, shit.

300
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:01,870
Go ahead with no hands.

301
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:03,650
Do it with no hands.

302
00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:04,850
Yeah.

303
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:06,850
Oh, shit.

304
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,670
Oh, fuck, man.

305
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:15,270
Oh, God, man.

306
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,310
Yeah.

307
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:19,670
You like that white dick?

308
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:20,890
Mm -hmm.

309
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:22,990
Oh, yes.

310
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:26,850
Oh.

311
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:28,330
Oh,

312
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:32,230
yeah.

313
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:38,230
Look in the camera and tell me you like
that white dick. I like this white dick.

314
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,710
Oh, there you go. Fuck you for cheating
on me.

315
00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,160
See ya.

316
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,630
That's nice right there.

317
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,310
Oh, damn.

318
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:47,349
Right there?

319
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,350
Yeah, right there.

320
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,370
See, I'm making you laugh. That's good.

321
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:52,850
I'm helping a woman out.

322
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:57,110
You

323
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:07,730
got

324
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,310
a tongue ring in there? Is that what
that is?

325
00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:13,330
Oh, you got two in there?

326
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,010
Let me see that. Let me see that tongue.

327
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:20,110
You got three. You got a fucking
hardware shop on your tongue.

328
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,310
God damn.

329
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,010
Shit.

330
00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:55,770
Get back on there. Come on.

331
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,250
Look at my camera.

332
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,690
No hands. Look at that camera.

333
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:03,730
Look at that camera.

334
00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,870
You're not looking at my camera.

335
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:13,470
Yes.

336
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:24,000
Let me just put my feet up and let you
suck my dick.

337
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,920
Nice relaxing day at work for me.

338
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,760
Yee -haw.

339
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,660
That's what I like right there.

340
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,200
Oh.

341
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,780
Oh, yeah.

342
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,360
I'm going to stand up and show me that
body.

343
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:51,850
I saw it when you walked in.

344
00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:57,310
Stand up over here to the right.

345
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:04,690
You know I see my boobies?

346
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:06,210
Your boobies?

347
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:07,670
Yes, I do.

348
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:08,810
Do it to me slowly.

349
00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:12,650
That wasn't slow at all, but goddamn,
those are nice.

350
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,670
They were nice titties. Thank you.

351
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:23,690
10 August.

352
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:30,650
That's so sweet here.

353
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:34,150
Oh, jingle, jingle, jingle.

354
00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:37,210
Oh, yeah.

355
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:41,810
Bam.

356
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,070
Little lip rings, huh?

357
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:50,480
No. Don't touch him. All right.

358
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,660
Turn around and see that butt.

359
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:59,880
That was even too fast, honestly. Oh,
but okay, you can do that.

360
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,700
Damn.

361
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,200
That's some nice buttocks.

362
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,580
Oh, they're all original.

363
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:11,900
Bend over.

364
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,100
Arch your back, though.

365
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,940
Yeah, make that ass look nice.

366
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,320
Very inviting.

367
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,260
Saying come on in.

368
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,760
Yeah, that is what it's saying.

369
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Welcome.

370
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,460
Bienvenido.

371
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,380
Do you like it? Is it too small for you?

372
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,100
Oh, no, that's nice.

373
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,220
Take your panties off now.

374
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,090
Nice and slowly, just like before.

375
00:22:14,990 --> 00:22:19,010
The panties, take the panties. The
panties? Yeah. Are you sure? Oh my God.

376
00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:20,330
Come on, we're gonna fuck, right?

377
00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:22,550
Stay bent over when you do it, though.

378
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:26,410
Oh, nice.

379
00:22:29,370 --> 00:22:30,410
All the way off?

380
00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:31,670
Yeah.

381
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,170
While you fuck with clothes on?

382
00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:38,810
I only put my work boots on, but that's
because I'm at work.

383
00:22:40,950 --> 00:22:42,510
Go ahead and rub that pussy.

384
00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:44,790
Get that shit wet.

385
00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:49,350
I'm going to find me.

386
00:23:07,190 --> 00:23:09,250
Go ahead and sit on that chair and play
with your pussy.

387
00:23:20,530 --> 00:23:21,530
Oh yeah.

388
00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:29,630
Like that?

389
00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:31,190
Yeah, it's nice.

390
00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:41,070
Let me see them titties again.

391
00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:49,690
Oh, yes.

392
00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:51,050
Just like that.

393
00:23:57,190 --> 00:24:00,090
Aren't you very prepared with comms and
everything everywhere?

394
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,550
You know, I like to be. You usually do
this?

395
00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:04,150
I do. I do this quite often.

396
00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:07,770
That's not nice. I told you, I'm a
charitable man.

397
00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:09,190
I like to take care of...

398
00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:11,190
the women of the community.

399
00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:03,560
I'm going to spread it.

400
00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:58,470
Alright now, bring that pussy over here.

401
00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:01,330
Sit on this dick.

402
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,130
Oh yes.

403
00:26:09,230 --> 00:26:13,950
Oh yeah, there it is. Bend over now. Put
your hands on that desk in front of

404
00:26:13,950 --> 00:26:14,950
you.

405
00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:17,230
Oh shit.

406
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:25,840
Oh my god.

407
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,600
Fuck, this shit is fucking huge.

408
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:37,740
Oh, shit.

409
00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:42,060
Yes.

410
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,260
Oh, yeah. Give me that pussy.

411
00:27:23,490 --> 00:27:26,910
That's good like looking at that fat ass

412
00:28:12,409 --> 00:28:14,990
Oh. Oh my god, I'm gonna cum.

413
00:28:15,890 --> 00:28:20,990
Oh, yeah.

414
00:28:21,390 --> 00:28:23,230
Come on, cum. Oh, fuck.

415
00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:27,830
Oh, shit.

416
00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:30,690
Oh, fuck.

417
00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:39,530
Oh my god, your fucking dick is huge.

418
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,480
Thank you, ma 'am

419
00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:13,330
Take that dick over there.

420
00:29:15,090 --> 00:29:16,430
Yeah, just like that.

421
00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:22,050
Oh, yeah.

422
00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:54,140
Oh. Oh,

423
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,800
right there, dear.

424
00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:05,380
Oh,

425
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,500
yes.

426
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,120
Yeah.

427
00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:31,060
Mmm.

428
00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:28,910
Lay down on that table.

429
00:31:29,510 --> 00:31:30,510
Lay down on your back.

430
00:32:21,390 --> 00:32:22,390
Yeah, you got that?

431
00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,870
Oh, yes, right there, right there, right
there.

432
00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:27,010
Oh,

433
00:32:29,170 --> 00:32:30,170
don't talk.

434
00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:34,550
Don't talk, I don't want to talk.

435
00:32:34,810 --> 00:32:36,610
Yeah, come on, make that pussy talk.

436
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,600
Oh, beardy.

437
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,400
Bye.

438
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,640
It's pretty different.

439
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,040
That reminds me of Thanksgiving dinner.

440
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,060
Oh, shit.

441
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:45,780
Oh, yeah.

442
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,720
Oh,

443
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,880
yeah.

444
00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:52,060
More like that dick.

445
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,820
Oh, fuck.

446
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:58,520
Should have been you cheating.

447
00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:03,250
Take that nice slow stroke.

448
00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:06,810
Take it all the way home.

449
00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:36,080
Shake that ass for me.

450
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,380
Shake that fucking fat ass for me.

451
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,020
Oh, yeah.

452
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,500
Oh, shit.

453
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,640
I like that shit.

454
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:18,020
I like that shit too. Can't die.

455
00:42:07,339 --> 00:42:09,260
shit. Yeah, you want my fucking cup?

456
00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:11,380
Yeah, you want my cup?

457
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,960
You gonna turn around and take it on
your face? Yeah?

458
00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,460
Oh, yeah.

459
00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:43,250
Did I come in your eye? Mm -hmm. Oh,
damn. That's what happens when you

460
00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:44,250
the dragon.

461
00:42:44,970 --> 00:42:46,270
Except mine ain't bearded.

462
00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:49,330
Oh, yeah. There you go.

463
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,110
Yeah.

464
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:53,870
Oh,

465
00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:58,270
yes.

466
00:43:03,570 --> 00:43:05,190
Oh, fuck yes.

467
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,210
All right.

468
00:43:09,390 --> 00:43:11,210
How you feeling now about your
boyfriend, huh?

469
00:43:11,510 --> 00:43:16,250
Great. Great. Well, I got to work, but
here's what I can do.

470
00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:21,870
I can ship you guys, you know, I can
ship you this video.

471
00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:25,830
It doesn't need your address and your P
.O. box.

472
00:43:27,190 --> 00:43:29,670
You know, I'll be happy to get it to
you.

473
00:43:30,730 --> 00:43:32,510
Let me set this fucking camera down.

474
00:43:32,730 --> 00:43:33,730
All right.

475
00:43:35,210 --> 00:43:36,210
Hey there, Paco.

476
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:51,860
We found a pair of towels.

477
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,260
You're one of the first girls to do
that.

478
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:00,640
I had a meatball sub earlier for lunch.

479
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,860
I had some fried subs right there. You
ever been there?

480
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,780
That's my favorite place, man. They take
care of me good.

481
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:12,100
But I think maybe their cheese was old
or something.

482
00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:14,900
I got the rumbles in the jungle, if you
know what I mean.

483
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:29,080
get the hell out of my office before I
lock the door